Reviews
“Who the fuck are you?! Get out of my bathroom!”
Jackovan's Agent
“Yeah very nice. Now where’s my dinner?”
Ulyssees (Jackovan's husband)
“Maybe you should find a real job. Any job. But for the love of God, stop calling me!”
Jackovan's Accountant
“Why can’t you just be normal? What will people think? 😱”
Jackovan's Mum
“BWAHAHAHA No way! I am NOT publishing that shit.”
Jackovan's Publisher
“#crickets”
Jackovan's Brother